Crazy Spice AntiChrist
Miles: 14
The fire tower cowboy camp gambit was a massive W but was ended with a Homeric tragedy. The sunset, moonset, stars, and sunrise was surreal. Now okay cut to the crazy shit :L
So this homeless guy (Smokey) who of course compares himself to Jesus and carries all this spiced up weed insisted on sleeping under the fire tower and before going to bed said something like “don’t piss off the tower on me”. Y’know what happened? The next morning one of the gang accidentally orbital piss striked him. We all laughed not at Smokey but at our bud who did that. It wasn’t even a direct hit though and our friend literally offered a hostel stay as a repayment (was very sorry). Fuckman and I left for the epic Nanthala Outdoor center early but the rest of the gang stayed to support our friend who misclicked. Well Smokey was an asshole and made our friend carry two bags and pick up rocks and shit. Anyways the gang has more than one Opp now lmao. But I also started talking to Magellan a bit more who stayed in the fire tower with us. She’s super cool and gave me an electrolyte packet. At first she thought the gang of shootas was like an annoying frat (we have a reputation) but she ended up really liking us and later met us at the restaurant. Fuckman and I took a bath in a cold ass stream. Gus got a new phone in town with Motorman. Scary Hands and ZeroTurn hit a day pass as a hostel. Then we all climbed this huge ass mountain at the end of the day. Anyways I got to find a breathing rn. Till next time! I’ll post a sunset pic from the tower later.